SMS Messages: Adult SMS

Adult SMS Jokes & Text Messages

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Adult SMS & Text Messages

 
 • Child offered Girl 4 sex

Girl: tum itny chotay ho meri Jawani ka BoJh kaisy uthao gay? Child: Janu manta hon k chuha Bori utha nhi skta Mgr phaar to skta hai.
 • Ghista to tyre he hai

Girl: Darling ! Sex karnay k baad tm etna ziada kaisay thak jatay ho..? Boy: Sweet Heart ! Road ko kya faraq parta hai..? Ghista to tyre he hai..
 • Shoaib Akhtar ki shaadi

Shoaib Akhtar ki Shaadi Q Nahi ho rahi hai? Socho, Nahi pata, Q K, Woh daily 2 Liter Doodh pita hai, Ab bhala kaun Larki, itna bara Risk legi…
 • Dr. do you remember me?

Once a lady met a Male Gynecologist in a party and asked: Dr Do u remember me? He replied: Sorry Ma’am, I don’t remember Ladies by their faces