• Please call me
Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
.
.
.
.
.
Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
.
.
Warna
.
.
GADHA mar jayega |
• Meet my wife
Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class
Think positive! |
• Hum
ho gaye
Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k
bad,
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe
daikhne k bad,
Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k
bad,
Khuda Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k
bad |
• I always think about you
I always think about U.
I can’t live without U.
I really need U.
I’m totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I’m crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.
Aisa mujhe bajuwali kehti hai… |
• You are one of the most
CUTE
You are one of the most CUTE persons
in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere.. |
• Who's hot
Who‘s hot… Its U,
Who‘s
Charming… Its U,
Who‘s
Sweetest.. Its U,
Who‘s
Intelligent… Its U,
Who‘s dear & near friend… Its U
Who‘s a liar.. Its me |
