• A machine invented to
catch thieves
A Machine invented to catch
thieves was tested
In UK, it caught 50 thieves in 30
mins,
In Spain, it caught 110 thieves in
20 mins,
In India, machine was stolen in 10
mins. |
• There's a dead fly
Customer Shouted:
"Waiter , Waiter !
Theres A Dead Fly In
My Soup ..."
waiter Replied:
"Oh No !
Whos Going To Look
After His Family ..." ;-> |
• How
long have u been working here
Joe-How
Long Have U Been Working Here?
Jack-Ever Since My Boss Threatened
To Fire Me! |
• Wife wants a news car
Wife gives her husband a hint
that she wants a new car
by saying,
"Dear, buy me something that goes 0
to 80 in 3 seconds when I am on it."
Husband gifted her
A weight machine |
• The first advice of
father
The first advice of father to his
son
when son gets his driving license
"Remember one thing song, If you're
going to hit anything please make
sure its cheap!" |
• Fastest way of
transferring funds
There's a way of transferring
funds
That is even faster than electronic
banking ...
Its called Marriage ... ;-> |
