• We don't have any
neighbors
Boy: Mom, is it really true that
there's a ghost?
Mother: and where did you got that
silly question?
Boy: From our neighbor
Mother: Son, We don't have any
neighbors.
Happy Halloween |
• If you were the one to
kill me
If you were the one to kill me,
it wouldn’t really matter.
The truth is, you can slit my throat
and with my one last breath
I'd still apologize for bleeding on
your shirt |
• It's
funny
As the night falls,
I want to greet you good night
along with a warm hug from a
crawling
white little boy under your bed,
a watchful eyes from a white lady
and
a good night kiss from a man with
red eyes.
Good Night and Happy Halloween. |
• As the candlelight flame
As the candlelight flame,
Ur life may always be happiness’
claim;
As the mountain high,
U move without sigh;
like the white linen flair,
Purity is always an affair;
As sunshine creates morning glory,
fragrance fills years as Flory;
with the immaculate eternal smile,
attached to u mile after mile;
All darkness is far away,
As light is on its way;
Wish all of u a very happy
Halloween. |
• A black baby was given
A black baby was given a set of
wings by God.
The baby asked “Does this mean I’m
an angel”.
God laughed and replied,
“Nah niggah u are a bat!”
Happy Halloween |
• When witches go riding
When witches go riding,
and black cats are seen,
the moon laughs and whispers,
‘tis near Halloween |
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