• You are so beautiful
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just one
.
.
.
“You are so beautiful” |
• Three ways to break the
mirror
Three ways to break the mirror
1) Throw stone at the mirror
2) Throw mirror on the floor
3) Stand in front of the mirror and
show your teeth by smiling |
• Rule
of success
Rule of Success:
Always consult a girl before making
any important decision in your life.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
And act exactly opposite to her
advice :) |
• Keep talking
Keep talking,
Someday you'll say something
intelligent |
• I'd like to kick you in
teeth
I'd like to kick you in teeth
but why should I improve your looks? |
• Brains aren't everything
Brains aren't everything.
In fact in your case they're
nothing. |
