• Both are mistaken
Women marry because they believe
that he will change one day
Men marry because they believe that
she will never change
Both are mistaken! |
• Why do we all marry
Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE. |
• Marriage
is like a public toilet
Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate
to get in
and those inside are desperate to
come out.. |
• Trust and understanding
What a married man says
after years of marriage:-
My marriage is made of trust and
understanding
She doesn’t trust me and I don't
understand her |
• Secret of long married
life
Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft
music
and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. |
• Yes dear
Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: “Yes dear” |
