• Apun ko kaisay pata
chalay ga
Munna Bhai: Apun ko kaisy pata
chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?
Circuit:Simple bhai pathar mar kar
dekho
Agar bhaga to bakra
Aur agar bhagi to bakri. |
• Who is Mahatama Gandhi
Teacher – Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his
girlfriend! |
• Yeh
Gandhi Baapu
Munna: Ye Gandhi Bapu har note me
haste hi kyu rehte hai?
Circuit: Simple hai Bhai, Royenge to
note gili ho jayegi na. |
• Tera dost chor hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, wo apnay
bachpan ka dost aarehla
aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara
chain collection apnay
kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI: Kyun tera dost chor hai
kya?
CIRCUIT: Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain
pechan lega. |
• Write a note on Gandhi
Jayanti
LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi
Jayanti.
CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great
man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is
Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka! |
• Aayega to uth jaunge re
MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat
baithna.
MUNNA: kaiku ?
CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.
MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re
maamu ?
aayega to uth jaunga re, I shappath
!!! |
