• Why smart people
Why smart people always say that
they are busy
*Think Think*
I will tell you later, I am busy
right now |
• Jo ghalat kaam kartay
hain
Sir: Batao bacho jo ghalat kam krty
hain wo kahan jaty han?
Larki shrmaty huay boli: Sir wo
Gulshan Park, National Park,
Baagh-E-jinah, Fortrees, Race Course
jaatay hain |
• Similarity
between Girl and SMS
The only similarity between Girl and
SMS
Jab tak upar say neeche tak poora
dekh na lo chain nahi aata |
• Five rules of girls
Five rules of girls
1) Love me but don’t touch me
2) Touch me but don’t kiss me
3) Kiss me but don’t use me
4) Use me but don’t forget me
5) Forget me but don’t tell anyone! |
• Tragedy of man's life
Tragedy of man’s life
Nice men are ugly,
Good looking men are not nice,
Good looking nice men are married,
Good looking nice unmarried men are
gay. |
• Difference between
problem, talent and kismat
Difference between Problem, Talent
and Kismat
When two boys love one girl, its
PROBLEM
When one boy love two girls, its
TALENT
and when two girls love one boy,
that is KISMAT |
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